Unobtanium

Unobtanium {{#lst:Unobtanium/Properties|Atomic mass}} +2 +4   {{#lst:Unobtanium/Properties|Atomic symbol}} {{#lst:Unobtanium/Properties|Atomic number}} [Xe]6s24f145d106p2 14,6,p [ ? ] In a class by itself: Properties: Unobtanium has properties! Compounds: Compounde are generally unavailable Uses: Speculative Hazard: wild goose chases

Unobtanium is created by frission with phlogiston suspended in the ether, according to secret alchemical documents recently discovered in a cave in France. Unobtanium is generally not obtained by mining or smelting, but wishful thinking has proven useful. Deflogistrated (American spelling) Unobtanium is less easily refined. Processes for purification of deflogistrated Unobtanium have remained a closely guarded trade secret of the Doo Chemical corporation.